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natebynight:

I AM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY

rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them

(Source: rneerkat, via epic-humor)

bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

(via thefuuuucomics)

foxxxynegrodamus:

kittymountain:

sapphrikah:

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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LMFAOOOOOOO

OH MY GOD THOOOOO

IM SCREAMINGGGGGG

(via solitary-thug)